2012

57. Your audition tape for ZOOM, featuring an instructional demonstration of something you love. Keep your submission under three minutes and remember to ask for your parents’ permission! [Ages 6 and over points]

139. Honey Badger secretly DO care: Honey Badger’s PSA about whatever crazy nastyass world problem Honey Badger gives a shit about. [4 points]

161. Goodness gracious, you created a scale model of the Great Lakes out of fire! [15 points]

205. I’m tired of foodie porn that’s just attractive people sighing with pleasure as they eat delicious things or walk through beautiful vegetable markets. Make some actual food porn: eggplants fucking mac and cheese, rutabagas’ nymphomaniacal attraction to watermelons, or steak’s seduction of an innocent cupcake. Be creative, but all your actors must be food, though the voices may be human in addition to the food soundtrack. [4 points]

212. Clad only in bubble wrap, perform your famous lawn chair handcu↵ dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred. [4 points]

223. As tweens in the Oughts, our first experience with the Greek Chorus was animated Lizzie McGuire. But that show never reenacted the Greek tragedies appropriate for its format! Film up to two minutes of The Very Special Episode: Lizzie McGuire does Medea. [8 points]

255. How can there be a Kidz Bop version of “Whip My Hair” when Willow Smith is younger than the Kidz Bop singers? Set things right with the Fetuz Bop rendition! [5 points for the video to “Whip My Cord”. 5 bonus points for also going in the other direction with the Young @ Heart version, “Whip My Pendulous Neckmeats”.]

298. A reality TV-style confessional in your team headquarters. Please submit a 5-minute “best-of” reel for Judgment Sunday. This item will not be judged on specific content (e.g. whether it contains typical Reality TV tropes) and can be as open-ended, satirical, or pure as your team would like. [6 points ]